Is it Cosmo? Or is it BS?

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Published on: April 9, 2013
Don’t let the dazed look in his eyes fool you…he’s really taking the Cosmo quiz…

At one point or another we’ve all picked up a copy of Cosmo either in the supermarket checkout line or getting a subscription (yes, I *did* have one) And others have…out of curiosity…a long wait in the doctor’s office…nothing left in the bathroom…or they’re lying about it.

I mean LOOK at these covers:

25 moves? Wow!
Vaginas acting “weird”? Why hasn’t my doctor warned me of this??
Oh…now I *KNOW* they were holding out on us…I always thought men just wanted us to be naked and bring food…and beer…

Ok…I think you’ve gotten the idea by now that I’m trying to get you to notice the articles on the cover and how they promise us the chance to experience exciting dynamic sexual adventures…all we have to do is buy the magazine (Or just read the article without or embarrassment while you’re in line at the local Walmart…trust me – you’ll have plenty of time)

But, in case you missed some of these tasy tips, we’re gonna play a game called: “Is this for real…or is it BS?” You’ll read the tip…make your decision…then, click on the audio to see if you’re right…

Ready?

1. Put a piece of mango in your mouth, then pleasure your guy ‘down there’. But don’t try anything too acidic, because it could burn him.”

Real or Fake #1

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2. “Keep asking him if he’s almost done, and act dissatisfied. It’s reverse psychology, and makes him last longer.”

Real or Fake #2

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3. “Dip your boobs in edible body paint, and use him to sponge his entire body. then lick it off.”

Real or Fake #3

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4. “Draw two attention-grabbing circles on your boobs using rhinestones and body glue for a ‘special night in’ “

Real or Fake #4

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5. “When you’re doing it, it’s a good to laugh and yell things like “Wheeeeee!!!” to let him know you’re having fun”

Real or Fake #5

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6. Dab some peppermint oil on your neck and between your boobs. Studies have found that the smell of mint has a revitalizing effect.”

Real or Fake #6

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7. “Order pizza, then immediately start getting it on. If he doesn’t finish by the time the pizza gets there, he owes you a dinner out.”

Real or Fake #7

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8. “If your sex toy runs out of batteries, use your electric toothbrush or your iPhone instead.”

Real or Fake #8

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Soooo…what are we going to be doing this weekend…?

No…that wasn’t a come on…well…not really…

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