22 Random Bits of NSFW Trivia

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Published on: April 11, 2013

There was/is something being passed around called “20 Random Bits of Trivia” or “20 Interesting Facts”…and well..they mightbe facts…or they might just be things created in a Mt. Dew-induced haze…or the result of boredom from being tied to a chair along with your family…

So dear reader, I took it upon myself to go through the list and find out the truth on these “facts”…

….enjoy….

...Remember - these are NSFW...
…Remember – these are NSFW…

22 Very Intimate Facts…

1. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
…According to “Best Health” magazine, sex releases Endorphins into theh boodstream, which produces a feeling of euphoria and well-being…
……….that’s why some runners run. But between you and me – I prefer this exercise……….

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2. The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”

Yes…I’m *quite* sure this os how the Greeks did it…now drop ‘em!

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3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes.
….NOW do you see why foreplay is so important…..???

On your mark…get set….was it good for you too, Honey…?

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4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
….so that whole “whore/madonna” thing some men have? Ain’t gonna happen there…

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5. The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.
…..according to the Guiness Book of World Records, Mrs Feodor Vassilyev from Shuya, Russia (Apparently she was too exhausted to speak – or remember – her own name) back in the 1700’s in 27 “confinements” (which I *hope* is a fancy way of saying “pregnancies”) she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets. Good lord – the stretch marks!

“Pffffft….amature…”

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6. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
…….This would have made Rob Schneider’s scene in “Deuce Bigalow” totally unecessary….much like the film was…..

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7. An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
…..Havean’t been able to find the source fro THIS one but, I’m thinking it’s more along the lines of public humiliation…or just something they did when they had a surplus of radishes – I’m sure they were just grateful it wasn’t a prickley pear or something…..

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8. The “normal” person spends 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
…oh sureeeee…..and of course it involved twins – and their mother….while their hot neighbor watched and waited her turn….

“Dear….Pent…house…Forum… You..will…nev….ver…bel…lieve…what…hap..pened…to me….

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9. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
….Guess what? That is WRONG!!!

Though they WERE the first to air “A Very Special Episode” that was shown late night…on cable…before there was cable…look – they were young and needed the work!

……..According to Snopes.com. The Flintstones (1960-1966) were NOT the first…neither were Ozzie and Harriet (1952 – 1966)….

Oooooh close – but no cigar….

…We have to go back even FURTHER! Tuesday November 18, 1947 to be more precise to a show called: “Mary Kay and Johnny” about a young newlywed couple living in an apartment in Greenwich Village. (No bathroom, but there was a bedroom with a single bed in it….no they did NOT sleep in shifts…)

There they are….the little minxes….

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10. Americans spend twice as much money on porn than they do on cookies.
…considering that most online porn is free now….I’d suspect the cookies will start winning the buyer’s war…

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11. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
…I’m not gonna add anything to this…I know how sensitive some men can be….you’re welcome…

*sigh* How many times do we women have to say it…it’s not the SIZE….it’s the SKILLS….

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12. Condoms exposed to smog and other pollutants, are 25% less effective.
…I’m thinking that to exposed to pollutants it’d have to be opened…and once you open a condom packet are you really gonna just leave it out for a while while you make a sandwich or something? Leave it on the car seat while you run to the bank…or pick up your date because you don’t wanna waste any time trying to open the d*mned thing when the time comes…!

…I’m calling hogwash on this…the only things that have been known to weaken their effectiveness is improper use, age, and storing them in heat/sunlight….

……I also don’t reccommend storing them in a glove box in March…in New England…my boyfriend (future husband) was NOT amused by that…

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13. The word, “Hockey” is Archaic slang for “semen.”
…I’m gonna question this. I went to the Merrium-Webster dictionary and found this: “perhaps from Middle French hoquet shepherd’s crook, diminutive of hoc hook, of Germanic origin; akin to Old English hōc hook First Known Use: 1527″ Sooooo….are we still buyin’ that?

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14. People who chew a lot of ice have a higher sex drive.
…Yeahhhhhhhh no. that’s just an old wives tale. According to an article in Glamour magazine (Hey, at least it’s not Cosmo) Ice chewing could mean something more serious, like anemia. According to Mayo Clinic hematologist Ruben Mesa, M.D., if you’re a compulsive ice chewer, your body might be trying to tell you that you’re deficient in iron or something else such as: emotional problems, high levels of stress, even obsessive-compulsive disorder.

……but a high sex drive, Im sorry to tell you, is not one of them….

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15. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.

…apparently this one is true…Women who read romance novels make love with their partners 74% more often than women who don’t, according to Psychology Today. Furthermore, when women fantasize frequently, they have sex more often, have more fun in bed, and engage in a wider variety of erotic activities, according to a report in Psychological Bulletin.

…now see…I was almost ready to call BS in this one because I would think if they were having more sex they wouldn’t have time to read…

………………time to hit the library……..

Sebastian the farm hand did WHAT to Lady Eleanor with that wheat thresher???

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16. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
…………….imagine him getting together with Feodor Vassilyev’s wife…….I can’t help but shake the image of bunnies in my head……

What…NO ONE is going to say “Well, he was always ‘hard as a rock’…”…? So it’s just me then…

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17. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
….News-Medical.net has to disagree with that. They claim that the most well-known homosexual animal is the dwarf chimpanzee, one of humanity’s closes relatives. The entire species is bisexual. Sex plays an conspicuous role in all their activities and takes the focus away from violence, which is the most typical method of solving conflicts among primates and many other animals….

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18. 27% of women think money makes a man sexier.
…yeahhhh….I dunno…in 2011 “Men’s Warehouse” had their annual survey…and while some DID find that money makes a man sexier…a LARGER portion(85%) said that a guy who dresses well is a LOT sexier than one who has a lot of money…so guys, yes you DO have to toss the holey underwear…

See? He’s wearing a suit – and THAT’S what Anna Nicloe found sexy…those billions had nothing to do with it…..nope…nothing at all…

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19. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
…I have YET to find this law…so I think we’re safe…

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20. 85% of men who die of heart-attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
…that’s ALMOST right…in January of 2012 the Center for Disease Control did an analytical study on 5,559 autopsy reports and found that 75% of the cases (NOT 85%) of those who died during sex were having an adulterous affair…..thank you Huffington Post!

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21. Male and female rats may have sex, up to twenty times a day.
…We’re going to Discover Magazine’s article “20 Things You Didn’t Know About…Rats” for this one: a female rat can mate as many as 500 times with various males during a six-hour period of receptivity—a state she experiences about 15 times per year. Sorry guys….females win this one…..

There she is…the brazen hussy… (or is that a guy…I can’t really tell…)

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22. For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.
…couldn’t find that statistic, but on FamilySafeMedia.com, Pornographic webSITES make up 12% of total websites…but as far as pornographic web PAGES…the US has most – 24 times as much as Germany (who came in second), and about 100 times as much as Japan (And you know the stuff *theyyyy* come out with…)

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So..how many of these did I kill for you…? (Evil laugh)

How can I make it up to you?

How about some George Michael?

http://youtu.be/vldh7oQD-a4

BTW…
….this song causes a great deal of controversy when it was initially released, but was a rare song that became accepted as the artist explained himself. Amid concerns that the song was promoting promiscuity in the age of AIDS, the BBC restricted airplay to after 9pm, and many US radio stations refused to play it. Michael issued a statement in response, saying, ‘The media has divided love and sex incredibly. The emphasis of the AIDS campaign has been on safe sex, but the campaign has missed relationships. It’s missed emotion. It’s missed monogamy. ‘I Want Your Sex’ is about attaching lust to love, not just to strangers.”

Once initial concerns about the song died down and the shock value of the title wore off, most Top-40 radio stations, as well as the BBC, warmed up to the song. The disclaimer (and a bit of editing to the original video) also appeased MTV, which at first refused to air the clip.

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  1. quoted on Michael Manis says:

    Michael Manis

    I never thought of it that way, well put!

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